- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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