A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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You just won the game...

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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