roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Ryan Chang is funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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