What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Potato.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Romney 2012

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