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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

poo poo you you doo doo too too

I'm going to Re-write History... History

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

The 19th Amendment

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Anti jokes.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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