whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Knock knock What

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Women Voting

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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