- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Knock knock Come In.......

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

whats really hot the sun

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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