Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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:-)book

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Ass

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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