YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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