Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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