- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

How did th-A fridge.

Gadaffi

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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