- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

An iguana walks out of a bar

lick my ballsack.... ok

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Knock knock No one was home

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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