why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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