- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The 19th Amendment

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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