- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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