What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Chicken

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Anti Joke

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