Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Women

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The horse said "nay."

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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