Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

YOLO.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Chuck norris survived rapture.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

what is stupid and reading this you

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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