What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Anti Joke

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