Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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poop

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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"Up to 50% off."

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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