why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Obama

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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( o Y o )

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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women

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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