whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Obama

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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