- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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