Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Anti Joke

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