Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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