Women's rights...

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Chuck Norris.

Matty B

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

guess what chicken butt

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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