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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

So a baby seal walks into a club