Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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