Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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I like to eat people

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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im a selling a car

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Kah-________-

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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