What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Wolf Pussy

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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