nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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MICHAEL

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