Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Don't think of granny porn

Knock Knock Come in

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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