Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Hippopatomous!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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