- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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