- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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