- Anti Joke

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

No it isn't.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.