A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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