Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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alert('hiiii');

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Hi Jacob You cool

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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