- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

women's rights.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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