Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Six million.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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i eat poop

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Gabe Mercado

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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