- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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