What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Guess what? No.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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No. Yes.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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