a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Where is my tractor?

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

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