- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

That's Racist

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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