- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Christians pornstars.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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