Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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I like to eat people

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Womens rights

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Flab

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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