A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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hey

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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