- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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