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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Society.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

the cast of the jersey shore

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

YOLO MAH BROLO

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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