four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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