Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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OBAMA

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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