Can I touch it?

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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