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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did I get raped

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

hi. thats what she said.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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