Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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knock knock

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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