What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Homework.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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hi michael

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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