- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Penis!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Where's my tractor?

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??