- Anti Joke

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

The penn state football administration

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why am i on this site? cause its funny

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say