- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why did the child step on a ball?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What's dead? Your mum.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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