If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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The 13th Amendment...

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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