- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Where's my tractor?

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Dislike this

Nice weather we're having.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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