- Anti Joke

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

whats brown and smells like shit shit

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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