Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Penis-Pump

Why did the child step on a ball?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Blonde Entrepeneurs

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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