9/11

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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