- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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