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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

guess what what? nothing.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

i eat poop

whos gay? you are

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

I'm gay.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Will you marry me?

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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