A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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anne hatthaway

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Susie has Autism

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Anti Joke

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