A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

what is big and white? the moon

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

My mom caught me masturbating.

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