Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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like for a handjob.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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marshal sterio had sex

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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