- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Women's Sports

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

The Irish man was sober.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Smart Blondes

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Women's rights

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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