"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Smart Blondes

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Women's rights

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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