What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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