What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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