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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Cows go moo.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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