I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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