- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Sonic

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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