How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

women

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Chuck Norris died.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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