What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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