A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

a catholic priest and a young boy

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

PENlS.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

That's Racist

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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