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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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knock knock

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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